TROUBLES TABLE
Year	Troubles	Number of people died	Refugees		Misc.
1846-1850	Irish Famine	1,600,000	2,200,000		British complicity
1914-1919	WWI	23,000,000	40,000,000
1918	Influenza Epidemic/ Bird Flu?	21,000,000			89% mortality rate
1932-1933	Ukrainian Famine	7,700,000	2,500,000		Soviet complicity
1939-1945	WWII	30,000,000	100,000,000
1976-	Ebola Epidemic	3,000			99% mortality rate
1984-	AIDS	30,000,000			87% mortality rate
1992-	Avian Flu	1,000			92% mortality rate
1993	First WTC attack	5	5,000
1995-	US embassies are bombed in Africa	2,500
1999	US bombs Yugoslavia	30,000	1,000,000		We can tell enemies from friends, or can we?
2001	Second WTC attack	2,867	89,000		Downtown Manhattan is depopulated
2003-	Darfur Famine	450,000	2,100,000		The world looks the other way
2004	Tsunami	132,000	3,000,000		They're mostly poor folks, aren't they?
2011	Terrorists strike globally	1,500,000	5,000,000		UN is paralyzed. US goes bananas
2015	Modified Avian Flu epidemic	50,000,000			Chinese are forced to change agro methods
2020	Modified Ebola Flu epidemic	75,000,000			UN takes control over Central Africa
2025	Airborne Modified AIDS epidemic	100,000,000			Mosquitoes & Birds transmit disease
2050	Kids are genetically engineered				Why are there so many blonds?
2060	Robots will acquire conscience				Robots  demand expanded rights
2075	China takes control of Siberia		50,000,000		What did actually Gingis Khan Want?
2100	Global warming is here				Avg Temperature is around +120 degrees
2150	Encounter Friendly civilization				Can we learn from the nice folks?
2175	Encounter Hostile civilization				Boy, what we gonna learn.
2200	Nuclear Winter is here				Avg Temperature is around -20 degrees
2300	Oil reserves are exhausetd worlwide				Nukes are everywhere
2400	Earth's population reaches 100 Billion				Oceans are dying
2500	Earth's population moves to other planets				Beam me up, Scottie
4000	Earth's magnetic polarity will change precipitously				Civilization may decline
5000	Humans create civilizations on 7 galaxies		50,000,000,000		Well, not exactly refugees. Settlers
9000	Ice Age cometh				Avg Temperature is around -50 degrees
92000	Y-chromosome disappears				Women give birth only to girls
350000	Huge Meteor hits Earth				Mammals die. Crocs proliferate
1 Billion	Sun is getting warmer	Earth's Temperature is 2000 degrees			Oy vey
3 Billion	Milky Way and the Andromeda Collide				A new elliptical-shaped galaxy is born
4 Billion	Sun enters Red Giant Stage
5 Billion	Sun becomes a White Dwarf
30 Billion	Big Crunch				The end of time. Maybe.
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